Logic > > Steve and Bob, two good ole boys from Missouri, are sitting at their > favorite bar, drinking beer. > > Steve turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life > without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College > and sign up for some classes." > Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. > The next day, Steve goes down to the college and meets the Dean of > Admissions who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, > History, and Logic. > "Logic?" Steve says. "What's that?" > The Dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" > "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think > that you would have a yard." > "That's true, I do have a yard." > "I'm not done," the Dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think > logically that you would h ave a house." > "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that > you might logically have a family." > "Yes, I have a family." > "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must > have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must > >be a heterosexual." > "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of > that because I have a weed eater." > Excited to take the class now, Steve shakes the Dean's hand and leaves > to go meet Bob at the bar. > He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, > History, and Logic. > "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" > > > Steve says, "I'll give you an example. > > Do you have a weed eater?" > > "No." > > > "Then you're a queer." >
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