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Logic
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> Steve and Bob, two good ole boys from Missouri, are sitting at their
> favorite bar, drinking beer.
>
> Steve turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life
> without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College
> and sign up for some classes."
> Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.
> The next day, Steve goes down to the college and meets the Dean of
> Admissions who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English,
> History, and Logic.
> "Logic?" Steve says. "What's that?"
> The Dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
> "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think
> that you would have a yard."
> "That's true, I do have a yard."
> "I'm not done," the Dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think
> logically that you would h ave a house."
> "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that
> you might logically have a family."
> "Yes, I have a family."
> "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must
> have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must
> >be a heterosexual."
> "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing; you were able to find out all of
> that because I have a weed eater."
> Excited to take the class now, Steve shakes the Dean's hand and leaves
> to go meet Bob at the bar.
> He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English,
> History, and Logic.
> "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?"
>
>
> Steve says, "I'll give you an example.
>
> Do you have a weed eater?"
>
> "No."
>
>
> "Then you're a queer."
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