A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The
 blonde driver eases it
 over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps
 out of the car and opens
 the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
 them and stands them at
 the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
 
  The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats
 exposing their nude
 bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.
 Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and
 backed up. 
 
  It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The
 officer, clearly
 enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
 vehicle
 yelling, "What's going on here?"
 
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman calmly.
 
"Well, what the hell are these obs cene cardboard
 pictures doing her e by
 the road?" he asks.
 
"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde. "Those are my
 emergency flashers
					
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