A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The
blonde driver eases it
over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps
out of the car and opens
the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
them and stands them at
the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats
exposing their nude
bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.
Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and
backed up.
It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The
officer, clearly
enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled
vehicle
yelling, "What's going on here?"
"My car broke down, officer" says the woman calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obs cene cardboard
pictures doing her e by
the road?" he asks.
"Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde. "Those are my
emergency flashers
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