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Ole's car was hit by a truck in an accident.

In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.

'Didn't you say sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'? asked the
lawyer.

Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my
favorite mule, Bessie, into the...'

'I didn't ask for details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the
question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?

Ole said, 'vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving
down the road...'

The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establish
the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway
Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after
the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question.'

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to
the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite
mule, Bessie.'

Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas saying, I had yust
loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her
down da highway ven dis huge semitruck ran da stop sign and smacked
into my truck right in da side. I vas thrown into one ditch and
Bessie she vas thrown into da other. I vas hurting, real bad and
didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and
groaning. I knew she vas in terrible shape yust by her groans.

'Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman he came to da scene. He could
hear Bessie moaning and groaning so vent over to her.'

'After he looked at her and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot
her right between da eyes.'

'Den da Patrolman he came across da road, gun still in hand, looked at me
and said, 'How are you feeling?'

'Now, vat de hell vould YOU say?

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