Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God > asked Adam, "What is wrong?"
Adam explained he had no one to talk to.
God told him he was going to give him a companion and it would be a women.
He said this companion would cook for him, wash his clothes, have > children and agree with every decision he would make.
She will not nag you, and will be the first to admit it when she is wrong.
She will never have a headache, and will freely give you all the love and > compassion you will ever need.
Adam asked, "What will a women like this cost?"
God said, "An arm and a leg!"
Adam said, "What can I get for a rib?"
THE REST IS HISTORY!!!!!!!!!
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