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A young boy comes down for breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he has done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy

His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens,
he kicks a chicken. When he feeds the cows, he kicks a cow
When he feeds the pigs, he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother
gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon,
and why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken,
so you don't get any eggs for a week.
I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for
a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week
you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and
kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says,
"You gonna tell him or should I?"

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