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 Post subject: The Lone Ranger
PostPosted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 12:04 pm 
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The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians... The Indian Chief proclaims, 'So,
you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will
be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three
requests. What is your
first request?'

The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my horse.'

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers
in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver
returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief
watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. 'You have a very
fine and loy al hor se but I will still kill you in two days. What is your
second request?'

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him,
and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across
the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the
Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more
attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the
night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. 'You are indeed a
man of many talents but I still kill you tomorrow. 'What is your last
request?' The Lone Ranger responds, 'I'd like to speak to my
horse....alone.' The Chief is curious but he agrees and Silver is brought to
the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him
square in the eye and says, 'Listen very carefully you dumb ass horse.

For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE'

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