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The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, "I
have some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best
put your affairs in order." The woman was shocked,
but managed to compose herself and walk into the
waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.

"Well daughter, we women celebrate when things are
good, and we celebrate when things don't go so well.
In this case, things aren't well. I have
cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."

After 3 or 4 martinis, the two were feeling a little
less somber. There were some laughs and more
martinis. They were eventually approached by some of
the woman's old friends, who were curious as to what
the two were celebrating.
The woman told her friends they were drinking to her
impending end. "I've been diagnosed with AIDS." The
friends were aghast and gave the woman their
condolences. After the friends left, the woman's
daughter leaned over and
whispered, "Momma, I thought you said you were dying
of cancer, and you just told your friends you were
dying of AIDS."

The woman said, "I don't want any of those bitches
sleeping with your father after I'm gone.

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