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 Post subject: Coincidences
PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 10:28 am 
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A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman
and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just
ordered a glass of champagne, too!'

'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special
day for me, I'm celebrating.'
'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!'
says the woman.

'What a coincidence,' says the man. As they clinked glasses
the farmer asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and
today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'
'What a coincidence,' says the man .. 'I'm a chicken farmer,
and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally
laying fertilized eggs.'

'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens
become fertile?'
'I used a different cock,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said,
'What a coincidence...'

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