| A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman
and ordered a glass of champagne.
 
 The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just
 ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
 
 'What a coincidence,' the farmer says, 'This is a special
 day for me, I'm celebrating.'
 'This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!'
 says the woman.
 
 'What a coincidence,' says the man. As they clinked glasses
 the farmer asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and
 today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!'
 'What a coincidence,' says the man .. 'I'm a chicken farmer,
 and for years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally
 laying fertilized eggs.'
 
 'That's great!' says the woman, 'How did your chickens
 become fertile?'
 'I used a different cock,' he replied.
 The woman smiled and said,
 'What a coincidence...'
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