| A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
 transcontinental train.
 
 Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
 both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the upper bunk and
 she in the lower.
 
 At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
 "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
 the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.
 
 "I have a better idea," she replied." Just for tonight, let's just
 pretend that we're married. "
 
 "Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!
 
 "Good, " she replied... "Get your own f*cking blanket."
 
 After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
 _________________  FIAA: Color Guard
 
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