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mytmouz
 Post subject: Food for thought...
PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:55 pm 
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Location: Pelahatchie, MS
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a
tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50

HAND JOB: $10.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving
drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the old biker, "are you the young lady
who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," Debra purrs, "I am."

The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

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Ripper86
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:07 pm 
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Location: Spokane,Wa.
Classic!!! :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:52 am 
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*Larp checks wallet*
a $10 a $1 and im pretty sure i got some change in my Jeep.

so where is this bar?

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