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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:16 am 
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are walking
together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

"I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total",
says
the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
land to be forever fertile in Canada."

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever
fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can
come in our our precious land."

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
around those countries.

The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's
virtually impenetrable."

The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with
water."


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