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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan





What is the difference between
A Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag





Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.





What do you see when the
Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts?






What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.





What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.





What's the difference between
A girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs









What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.








Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.





What's the difference between
A new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you





What makes men chase women
They have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.






What's the difference between
A porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
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What did the blonde say when
She found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"







Why did OJ Simpson want to
Move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.






Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."






Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.





Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong





What would you call it when
An Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.





What does it mean when the
Flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.





What's the difference between
A southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal
On the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".





How do you get a sweet little
80-year-old lady to say the
F-word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!





What's the difference between
A northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this sh.t"





Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

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