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A man goes to a female urologist for an exam. The
female doctor says, "I am going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I
want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees,
then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say 99."

The guy obeys and says, "99".

The doctor says, "Great. Now turn over on your left
side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say 99."

Again, the guy says, "99."

The doctor said, "Very good. Now then, I want you to
lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I
am going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I am going to hold on to your penis. Now take a deep breath and say 99."

The guy says, "One...two...three..."

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