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 Post subject: Blonde diet
PostPosted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:49 pm 
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Pretty blond had her annual checkup and was advised by her doctor that she should lose some weight.
Blond told the doctor, that no matter how hard she tried, she just couldn't seem to lose any weight.
The doctor told her to try his diet plan and she could lose 5 pounds in one week. He told her to eat normally for two days and skip the third day. A week later she returned and had lost an astounding 15 pounds. The impressed doctor complimented her on sticking to the diet and losing so much weight. She told the doctor, "eating normally for two days was easy, but I almost passed out every third day."

The doctor said, "from hunger?"
"No," replied the blond, "skipping."

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Two blondes came upon some tracks while walking in the woods behind their house, one said they were Bear tracks, the other said they were Tiger tracks, then the train came and ran them both over.

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