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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:28 pm 
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WHAT DO DEER THINK...

Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter, was being interviewed by a very obnoxious and sarcastic French journalist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, "Are you my friend?" or "Are you the one who killed my brother?'"

Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, "What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away from any danger.

Actually, deer are very much like the French."

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 9:51 pm 
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Oh Man!! When I saw the title DEER I didn't even notice the category it was in. I just thought, great, someone hit a deer this weekend and totaled their LUV. :cry:

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LOL...me too.

Funny stuff.


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The Nuge is the shit 8)

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He'll be in Boise on Aug 13th, and I'll be right next to the stage yellin' my guts out!

I'm bringin' my ear plugs this year, last year I couldn't hear for a week!!!!

Don't forget one of his greatest quotes "You can't grill'em till ya' kill'em!".

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I was thinking the same thing. Over the years I've killed two deer with my 77 LUV, and the only lasting effect has been a deer head shaped dent in the front center of my hood. I think the last thing going through his mind was something like "oooOOooo, pretty lights"

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