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A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home. All the Hispanic facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Irish home.

After his first few weeks in the Irish facility, his family came to visit him. "How do you like it here?" asks the grandson.

"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," says grandpa.

"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a little different from everyone else."

"Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here," grandpa says with a big smile.

"There's a musician here; he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in 20 years, and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!"

"There is a judge in here; he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30 years, and everyone still calls him 'Your Honor'!"

"And there's a physician here; he's 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing medicine for 25 years, and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'

"And there's me; I'm 92 years old. I haven't had sex for 20 years, and they still call me 'The F*&%$ng Mexican.'

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FIAA: Color Guard

uh, i mean racial profiling is bad...mmkay.

ah screw it

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