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can someone convert to Amish?

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If another word for a male sheep is a ram, and another word for a donkey is an ass, then why is a ram in the ass called a goose?


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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
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The dog of coarse.

If a bride to be gets to have a shower with all of her friends, why can't the groom to be have a shower with all of her friends as well?

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Why does a mans penis wake up a half hour before the rest of his body?

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A cocker-spaniel/poodle cross is called a Cockapoo. A labrador/poodle cross is called a Labradoodle.

Guess that explains why no one crosses bulldogs and shih-tzus...

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From my 9 year old:

What do you get when you cross a fairy with a skunk?

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