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PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:17 pm 
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you ever wanna just punch a guy in a commerical for being a dipshit? like the guy in the progressive commerical "its a all day thing".

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It'll fit...

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Those kids better not be peeing in the pool!

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I don't know what all this fuss about this new wonder drug for men called Viagra is all about - back when I was just a kid, my Grandpa had some pills the vet gave him to give to his bull so he would wanna go mate with his cows.

BTW - Grandma told me once Grandpa said they were kinda bitter and hard to swallow....


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Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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My dog has a better life then me.

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if this fucker up the street dont quit shooting off fireworks while im trying to sleep, I'm taking my sawed off up there and showing him MY fireworks.

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I found a hair in my burger, but it wasnt curley. I think I'm gunna have a good day.

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I wonder if I can turn this 9 axle around in that sandy lot here in Palm Springs......... No. I can't. Better call the crane to get me out.
(this was me last week)

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Definition of irony

Yesterday I was laughing at my neighbor for mowing his grass in the rain today he is laughing at me for mowing my grass in the rain.

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Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can!

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I thought it was so they could get rid of the taste of the butt they just sniffed...

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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

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im hiding under your bed

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Hey kid, put your finger in this light socket...

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EIGHT PAGES OF ABSOLUTLY NOTHING!

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Hold this while I pull in this rope, I need to see if my lawn mower has spark.

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why do men have nipples?

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Prison.

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Don't drop yer' soap.......

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