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..... after being married for 20 years, and are staying in a fancy hotel in sunny Florida. After a romantic evening of romantic dancing, wining, and wonderful dining they head off to their room, get undressed, and climb into to bed.

As soon as they get settled down under the covers, the husband leans over gently and whispers softly to his wife, "Hey snuggle baby boopy boops, your little horny hubby wubby isn't quite ready for sleepy-byes yet. I think we should make some whoopy doopy, OK my little baby waby" The wife obviously feel the same passion and says, "OK dear, but I have to go use the bathroom first."

So off she goes, but on her way back she accidently trips over a piece of loose carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up, quickly runs to her aid, cradles her in his arms lovingly and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny, are you OK, my little lovey dovey? Is your widdle pretty nosey-wosey all right?"

She assures him she is fine and no harm is done, so they jump back into bed, and then they proceed to make mad passionate love for over three hours.

Afterwards, while he lights a cigarette with a satisfied smile on his face, his wife has to go off to the bathroom again. On her way, she again trips over the same piece of carpet, and lands even harder, flat on her face on the cold hard floor.

Her husband looks over and mumbles quietly, "Clumsy bitch."