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.... a wealthy southern gentleman beckoned the waitress over and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady... can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass puhlease?"

"Oh my, that's the most polite direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not!? You're a nice lookin' fella and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room for some fun?"

When the exhausted pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, kind sir?"

"Why yes," replied the refined and cultured southern gentleman. "Ah surely do 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and dahn right neighbourly, but where ah come from in Ten'see, we lack our bourbon real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."