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...he had forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She tells him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 220 in 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Jim got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough, there was a boxed gift all neatly wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Excited, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and inside she found a shiny brand new bathroom scale.
Poor Jim has been missing since last Friday...
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