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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 4:02 am 
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Giorgio had been in New York for about six months. He walks to work every day and always passes a shoe store on the way. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of leather boots. He wanted those boots so badly; it was all he could think about.

After about two months he saved the $300.00 the boots cost and purchased them. He polished them every day. They were so shiny, that you could see your face in them.

Every Friday night the Italian community would get together at a dance in his church basement, so Giorgio seized the opportunity to wear his new leather boots to the dance.

He first asked Sophia to dance and as they danced he asked her, "Sophia, are youa wearing reda panties tonight?" Sophia, startled, says, "Yes, Giorgio, I'm wearing red panties tonight, but how do you know?" Giorgio replied, "I cana seea the reflection ina my newa $300.00 leather boots. Howa do you likea them?"

Next he asks Rosa to dance, and after a few minutes he says to her, "Rosa, are youa wearinga whitea panties witha blacka polka dotsa ona them, tonight?" Rosa answered, "Yes, Giorgio, I am, but how do you know that?" He answered, "I cana see thema in mya shiny newa boots. Howa do youa likea them? "

Now the evening was almost over and the last song was being played. Giorgio asked Carmella to dance. Midway through the dance his face turned red. He said, "Carmella, be stilla my heart, please, please tella me youa wearinga no pantiesa tonight, please, please, tella me this isa true!" Carmella smiles coyly and answered, "Yes Giorgio, I'm not wearing any panties tonight. But, tell me, how did you know?" Giorgio gasped, wiped the sweat off his brow, and says ...."Thanka Goda ... I thoughta I hada a biga cracka ina my newa bootsa."


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