| A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
 Roland the teacher's pet gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
 
 "Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
 
 Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
 
 "Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
 
 Little Sean jumps up and says in a broad Irish accent, "Our next door neighbor is painting her house with a 2-inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
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