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Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
new
wives duties.

The first man had married a woman from Iowa and had told her that she was
going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on
the
third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Illinois He had given his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The
first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was
better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and
there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from Texas . He told her that her duties
were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed
and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't
see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day
some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

Good one!