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I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and

exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. A

little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,

"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"



He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"

"Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"


Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?

I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very

unhealthy!"


"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf,

sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said.


He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said.


He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a shit?"

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