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guy's getting married in 3 days. he is left alone in his fiance's house with fiance's HOT younger sister. she's very scantily clad and saunters toward him. "i've always been attracted to you. would u like one more little fling before u marry my sister? i'll never tell anyone." guy rushes out the door to find his fiance standing there with her parents. the father smiles approvingly and says, "congratulations, son. u passed a very important test proving your devotion to my daughter."

moral of story => always keep your condoms in the car.