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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily
sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure.

A young, student nurse appears to give him partial sponge bath.

"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't
know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment
and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his
penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving
them around.

Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but,
listen very, very closely............



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