A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the
front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she
wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter.
Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she
Asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldoesss?"
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
"Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different
models."
The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa
pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo Inchesss
ththiickk..aaand rrunns bby bbaatteries?
The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
ssonnnoooffabbitch offff?"
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