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 Post subject: A hunting story
PostPosted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:42 pm 
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A father took his son hunting for the first time. The father said, "Stay
here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."

An hour later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his
son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet!"

The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my
feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.

I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder. I closed
my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.

I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat. I didn't cuss or scratch when
the poison oak started itching.

But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pants legs and said, "Should we
eat them here or take them with us? Well, I guess I just panicked."

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