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Joined: Sat Dec 16, 2006 12:38 am
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Location: Brownwood Tx
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Woman's Poem
Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I pray he's gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed
Pulls out my chairs and opens my door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray this man will love me to no end
And always be my very best friend
Man's Poem
I pray for a deaf mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
Who owns a liquor store and a Golf Course
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shlt!
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