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...during the day for a little fun in the sack while her husband is at work. Her 12 year old son comes home from school earlier than usual, sees them, sneaks in, and decides to hide in the bedroom closet to spy on them.
Suddenly, they all hear the woman's husband coming home. Panic-stricken, the woman hides her secret lover in the bedroom closet, not realising that her little boy is already hiding in there too.
The little boy says to he man, "Hey mister, it's dark in here, huh?"
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy "I have a old beat-up football."
Man "That's nice."
Boy "Want to buy it?"
Man "No, thanks."
Boy "My dad's outside. And so is his gun collection"
Man "OK, ok! How much?"
Boy "$250.00"
Man "That's outrageous!"
Boy "My Dad is still outside. Want me to yell for him?"
Man "Fine - take the money, you little crook!"
Eventually the husband leaves the bedroom, allowing the poor
trapped man to exit the closet, sneak out the back door and quickly
make his escape.
The little boy sneaks up to his room too, overjoyed about his shrewd transaction
A few weeks later, the same exact thing happens again and the little boy
and the same man find themselves hiding in the same bedroom closet together again.
Boy "It's dark in here, huh?"
Man "Yes, it is."
Boy "I have some old football shoes."
The man, remembering what happened the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy "$750.00"
Man "Sold - you little jerk!"
And just like the previous time, eventually the husband leaves the bedroom, allowing the poor trapped man to exit the closet, sneak
out the back door and quickly make his escape.
A few days later, the boy's father says to the boy, "Grab your shoes and football, let's go outside and have a game of flag football with the neighbor kids. The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and shoes." The father says, "What?! Why?! How much did you sell them for?" The boy answers,"$1,000." The father says, "How on earth did you get that much for them?" The boy then said, "I took advantage of someone who was desperate." The father replied, "That's terrible to overcharge anyone like that! That is way more than those two things cost. You're going to church tomorrow to confess and ask for forgiveness!"
The next day they both go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and then he closes the door and walks outide to have a smoke and wait.
The boy says, "It's dark in here, huh?"
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again - you little brat!"
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