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Fresh from the shower, a woman stood in front of her mirror,
whining and complaining to her husband that her breasts looked
like they were way too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not
so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day I think you
should just take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them
several times for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, she tore off a piece of toilet paper from the
roll and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asked.

"I'm sure they will grow larger and larger over a period of just a
few years" her husband replied.

She stopped for a second and asked "Do you really think rubbing
a stupid piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will
make my breasts grow bigger in just a few years?"

Without missing a beat he said..."Worked for your ass - didn't it?"