...the
doctor tells her to push. She does and the baby's
head pops out. The doctor says, "Oh! Your baby
has slanted eyes."
To which she replies "Yeah I heard them Chinese
men were pretty good, so I decided to give them
a try.”
The doctor shrugs it off and tells her to push
again. This time the baby's body comes out.
"Holy Shit, your baby has a white body," the
doctor says.
"Yeah I heard them white men were pretty good
so I decided to give them a try," she said.
The doctor shrugs it off again and tells her
to push again and that will be it. So she does
and the legs come out. "Holy Shit!, your baby
has black legs," the doctor said.
"Yeah I heard them black men were pretty good
so I decided to give them a try," she said.
So the doctor shrugs it off again and ties the
umbilical cord and slaps the baby on the ass, it
starts to cry. The doctor turns to the woman and
asks, "How are you going to deal with a baby who
has slanted eyes, white body, and black legs?"
The woman replies "I'm just glad it didn't bark!"
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