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larphead
 Post subject: LESBONICS
PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:03 pm 
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if it offends you...tough sh*t..if you get in trouble at work. well shouldnt you be, maybe, i dont know, working?









1 . What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?

A licker cabinet.

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....

A Klondyke.

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....

Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?

Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? ....

Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....

A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...

Well Hung.

8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? ...

She was found face down in Ri cki Lake

9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? ....

Even the pool table doesn't have balls.

10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....

Lick-a-likes.

11. What's the definition of confusion? ...

Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?

100 people that don't do dick.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 3:17 pm 
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DAMM!!! now thats funny!!!!
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ah leave it to larp... :lol:

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LMAO.........Fur traders!! :smt043

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Good one Larp!
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lol
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if it offends you...tough sh*t..if you get in trouble at work. well shouldnt you be, maybe, i dont know, working?


BTW Larp...don't hold nothin' back. Tell us how you really feel...lol
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if it offends you...tough sh*t..if you get in trouble at work. well shouldnt you be, maybe, i dont know, working?


BTW Larp...don't hold nothin' back. Tell us how you really feel...lol


as always :wink:

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:lol: Those are great. Some I've heard.. but most I had not. Thanks. :lol:
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