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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 3:45 pm 
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The New Geography of Men and Women

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia.
She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with
bush land around the fertile deltas.


Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan.
Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade
especially with countries with cash or cars.


Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain.
Very hot,relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.


Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina.
She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a
warm and desirable place to visit.


Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan.
She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.


Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada
Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the
frigid climate keeps people away.


Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia.
With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future.


After 70, they become Albania .
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.





The Geography of a Man:


Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like
Iraq............................ruled by a dick.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:20 pm 
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That rocks!! :silly:

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got BOOBIES? 8O 8)


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 5:15 pm 
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that is the most accurate discription yet . he he that one is great.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 8:27 pm 
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Thats pretty damn good!!!


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 13, 2003 1:34 am 
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HAHA :lol:

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