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1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

2. The First Rule of Gardening: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

4. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

5. There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

6. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

7. Some people are like Slinkys. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

8. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

9. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

10. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again

11. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

12. In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

13. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

14. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

15. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes out of its butt."

16. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

17. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

18. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

19. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

20. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

21. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

22. Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?

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OK, I'm over it. Where's the beer?

Those stood out the most I really got a kick out of them.

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I second that

Mine has a light in both.

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1980 LUV Mikado 4X4
2003 Chevy S10
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23. If a male sheep is a ram, and another name for a donkey is an ass...then why is a ram in the ass called a goose?

I hope you're not thinking of these jokes when you're setting your timing!

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'78 1.8L 4-speed Fleetside

The only thing more beautiful than a sunset is a sunrise.

25. why is it called common sense and its not very common

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92 gmc on 35/12.50/15
81 luv on 31/10.50/15

Lol...no doubt.