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Several men are in the cocktail lounge of a big fancy restaraunt. A cell phone sitting on the bar rings and a man answers it, pushes the hands free speaker-function, and begins to talk. Everyone else in the bar stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing, the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,00.00 They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
Then the man hangs up the phone. All the other men in the bar are staring at him in astonishment, mouths wide open.
Then he smiles, stands up, looks around the room, and asks:
"Anyone know whose phone this is?"
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