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A young guy named Joe wants to buy a used motorcycle.
He doesn't have much luck finding a decent one he can afford, until one day he comes across an ad in the local paper about a cheap old motorcycle for sale.
He calls the guy up, gets the address, and goes to take a look at it. The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is over 10 years old. It's chrome is still very shiny and the bike is in absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and then he asks the seller how he kept it in such great condition for over 10 years.
"Well, it's pretty simple really," says the seller, "whenever the bike is outside and it is going to rain, I just rub Vaseline all over all of the the chrome. It really protects it from the rain and keeps it from rusting."
And he hands Joe a big jar of Vaseline that Joe puts in his jacket pocket.
That night, his pretty young girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her parents at their house for dinner. Naturally, he takes his newly acquired bike there.
He parks his bike at the curb and strolls up to meet her on the porch, but just before they enter the house, she stops him and says, "I have to tell you something wierd about my family before we go in."
"When we eat dinner, we don't ever talk. And we all really hate to do the dishes. So the House Rules are that the first person who says anything at all during dinner has to do all of the dishes."
"No problem," he says. And into the house they go.
Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the hallway, the bathroom, everywhere he looks...more dirty dishes.
They sit down to dinner, and sure enough, no one says a single word.
As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the situation.
So he leans over and kisses Sandra.
No one says a word.
So he reaches over and fondles her boobs.
Still, nobody says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, yanks her pants down, leans her over the table, and humps her right there, right in front of both of her parents.
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously very pissed off, and her mom is absolutely horrified. But when he sits back down, but no one says a word.
He looks at her mom. "She's got a great little body too," he thinks.
So he reaches over and cops a feel of her boobs too.
His girlfriend looks pissed off, her mom gives him a surprised look, and her dad looks mad as hell.
So he grabs the mom, yanks her pants down, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way with her too, right there on the dinner table.
Now his girlfriend is furious, her mom is in total shock, and her dad is boiling mad. But still, there is nothing but total silence from all of them.
All of a sudden there is a bright flash of lightning in the window, he hears a loud clap of thunder, and it really starts to rain hard.
Joe remembers his bike is parked outside, so he quickly gets up, and pulls the big jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly the father jumps up, quickly backs away from the table, and yells "All right - that's enough! I'll do the f**king dishes!"
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