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The head Greener Tree Hugging Lady Activist, who was responsible for getting riding horses banned from National Parks and State Forests, was climbing a big tree to have a look out over the forestry when a large Spotted Owl attacked her for invading its nesting site.

In a panic to make her escape, she slid down the tree, getting many splinters in the crotch of her designer shorts. In considerable pain she hurried to the nearest doctor, told him she was an environmentalist, and how she got all the splinters.

The doctor listened with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded: "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her: "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forestry Service, National Parks and Wildlife Service, the Local Fire Deparment, and the Federal Department of Conservation and Land Management, all before I could remove any "Old Growth Timber" from such an over-used recreational area.

I am real sorry miss, but they all turned me down."

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Hey tumwatertaz you must have too much free time on your hands.

Naw..I get this stuff in my email and my pm box at my site all of the time...so I just thought I'd start sharing them here.