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I know there was a thread somewhere where we made fun of Fords and some other car names but I couldn't find it now.


I can do this because I own 2 Fords.


I recently heard a couple new ones...

the Ford Danger (Ranger)

The Ford Exploder (Explorer)


Any others? Can be other makes and models too. No one is safe here.

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Ford Excretion (Excursion)

Cadillac Escapade, Exesscalade (Escalade)

Toyota Dundra (Tundra)

Nissan Partsfinder (Pathfinder)

Dodge Peon (Neon)

Honda Delude (Prelude)

Isuzu Impass (Impulse)

Volkwagon Pass It (Passat)

Some of them are just funny on their own, like Dodge RAM: confusing directions to put on a truck that is barreling down on you.

I also like the acronyms

FORD Fix Or Repair Daily
FIAT Fix It Again Tony
CHEVROLET Cheap Heap, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time

Seems like I heard one for Isuzu, but I can't remember it.

"People in Ludes, should not drive".

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DODGE - Don't Over Drive Gutless Engines
CHEV - Cheap Hutterite Escape Vehicle
FORD- Found On Road Dead

Those are my favorites for the BIG THREE

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-1981 Chevy LUV, 283SBC, T350 Trans, White In Colour, Long Box, Never Ending Project!
-2001 F-350 Superduty XLT 7.3L Diesel Auto, Ext. Cab, Long Box, White In Colour
-1998 F-150 XL 4.2L V6 5spd , Reg. Cab, Flareside SB, Red In Colour

JEEP - Just Empty Every Pocket

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I like my steak like I like my women, young, tender and bloody.

All I need is my weed, women, and wine. -Edge City Outlaws

MOPAR = mosty old parts and rust
MOPAR = my old pig aint runnin
HONDA = had one never did again
FORD = f**ked on race day

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"but its that gut feeling of you're drawn to what feels right for yourself and what you're passionate about..."

MOPAR: Moments Of Power Are Rare
GEO: Good Engineering Overlooked (right....)
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
MUSTANG: Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
BMW:
Big Moron Wagon
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield

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-Old ride-82 Luv diesel 5spd with some upgrades
-Past rides-82 Sierra, 78 Coupe De'Ville, 91 2dr Blazer, 86 RX7, 86 Porsche 944T (rear-ended and totaled)
-Curr. rides- 1970 Ford LTD 4dr, 390 4Bbl, 2nd owner! With a few Extras 00' Civic beater...

SAAB
Sure aint a bmw
Chevrolet
Cracks heads,eats valves regulary,oil leaks every time.
FORD
Fuc>king okies really dig'em
Mopar
Slowpar

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Certified pilots, looking down on people since 1903.

Ford: F*cked over rebuilt dodge
Jeep: just expect every problem, just enough engine power

I have never heard any for Isuzu, my friend Nick once speculated its becouse no-one can spell it right

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1980 LUV 4x4, going under re-construction...

Since I'm just idling until closing here at work I'll take a crack at Isuzu:

If She's Ugly, Zip Up

If Standing Upright Zero Usage (A pretty weak dig at the Trooper's rollover myth)

Isn't Suspension Upgrade Zeal Useless? (The feeling you get once you realize you will never find an IFS lift kit for your 'Zu)

It Shall Undergo Zero Upgrades



I think that is about all I can come up with for the moment. Not enough stuff starts with Z to do much, and U isn't much help.

I did think of another for a couple others though
Just Exploded Every Part
Doesn't Out Do GM Ever
F-king On Road Disaster
Firestone Only Redeeming Detail

BMW

Beer

money

women

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If you cant find it grind it

79 4x4 1.8 liter
75 K 10 Lifted with 383 stroker
69 Jeepster comando v6

BMW= Buncha Money Wasted
FORD=Flimzy Old Restored Dodge

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1975 V8 Luv
1980 Bagged Luv

LUV ...long under valued......least unappreciated vehicles….look, um V-8

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My old but now gone Luv...

LUV = leaks under vehicle

thats true with peeroys truck

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"but its that gut feeling of you're drawn to what feels right for yourself and what you're passionate about..."

heres one DeLorean

hummer

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If you cant find it grind it

79 4x4 1.8 liter
75 K 10 Lifted with 383 stroker
69 Jeepster comando v6

Deloren's were outlawed in California. The kept sucking up the white lines off the pavement.

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Certified pilots, looking down on people since 1903.

SAAB- Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
CHEVROLET- Can Handle Every Vehicle Racing Opposite Land Every Time

Chevrolet... crank hangs every valve rattles leaks oil every time

Ford backwards is.. driver returns on foot

Hyundai is pronounced one day.


and a racial one. I don't mean to offend anyone...

pontiac... poor old n...... thinks its a cadillac.

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CHEVROLET- Can Handle Every Vehicle Racing Opposite 'Land' Every Time
Should be Lane

Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips,
Found On Roadside Dead; F-in Owner's a Real Dick.
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