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Where did that barmaid go?

That's what I'm talking about.

larphead kicks his feet up on the table, digs out his smokes, hollars "Hey! can i get a MIKES over here?"..."thank you".
ahhhhhh.....ok whos up for a game of 8 ball?


btw ben....i LOVE the changes.....YOU.......ARE.....THE MAN!!!!!

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I like my steak like I like my women, young, tender and bloody.

All I need is my weed, women, and wine. -Edge City Outlaws

Nice work. Bartender, Ill take an MGD, cold glass. some chips and salsa. and spare the foo foo crap- bring the hot stuff!


Just keeps gettin better.

thanx ben.

pour me a crown & coke and a shot of tequila to get things movin

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don`t have the luv no more but I still like em.72 el camino,
00 & 06 silverado one 4x4, turboed vw sandrail,99 banshee, 06 raptor 700, 02 polaris trailblazer.

*hangs head down* i hate being underage
great changes here ben!

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1980 LUV 4x4, going under re-construction...

77ss sees an underage patron. (mepr) slides him a brew- knowing hes a fellow luv truck owner therefore probably well deserving. after slamming 3 or 4, the under age patron stumbles out the door.
A few minutes later, another luv owner say, "hey isnt he under age?'
yeah....but they were coors cutters.

hehe

if ben`s the bar maid i don`t think i want to see him in a short skirt or wet t-shirt contest. later he he but it would be kinda funny

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don`t have the luv no more but I still like em.72 el camino,
00 & 06 silverado one 4x4, turboed vw sandrail,99 banshee, 06 raptor 700, 02 polaris trailblazer.

LOL! Wait a minute? How did I get to be the bar maid? I was just saying I wish there was one.

That reminds me of a bartender that I saw here at a local bar about 6 months ago. Her name was Berry and she was absolutely beautiful. I was going to go back and try to get to know her but I could never decide if I wanted to date a bartender.

My wife's cousin is a bartender. Absolutely stunning.

I'm not allowed at the family reunions anymore.

sorry ben i thought john at the top was refering to you as the barmaid after all you are the host of the party. now get me a drink , better take that pole off the stage we don`t wana see ben doing dances and getting naked after he has a few.he he later all

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don`t have the luv no more but I still like em.72 el camino,
00 & 06 silverado one 4x4, turboed vw sandrail,99 banshee, 06 raptor 700, 02 polaris trailblazer.

That's a disturbing mental image.

i dont` think i could ever drink that much. jose quervo you are a friend of mine he he. really ossifer i`m not as think as you drunk i am you shilly sit :splat: .

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don`t have the luv no more but I still like em.72 el camino,
00 & 06 silverado one 4x4, turboed vw sandrail,99 banshee, 06 raptor 700, 02 polaris trailblazer.

.....and the officer said, "Walk that yellow line boy." After I walked the line he put the cuffs on me and said I under arrest for DUI. He said I walked a crooked line, I said no I did not. I got a lawyer to represent me, he took pics of the sobriety test location.....the line was a center yellow line leading into a parking lot on a curve. The judge threw out the charge and let me go. He told the officer, "Next time you need to fill your quota for the month, pick a place with a straight line and be sure the lighting is better." This is one time the dash camera worked for the better of the general public.

So then i was thinking about something witty to say and then i looked at the clock and i realized i have a world affairs test tomarow and all i could think was well $h!t.

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1980 LUV 4x4, going under re-construction...

*raises hand* iv always wanted to be a bar tender can i take next shift? i make GREAT mixed drinks

I was under the impresion that you were under age. Did they change the laws in Navada? O well,... I well have a kiddy cocktail please!

actually you are alloud to drink in your own home with parent permission at 14

i`ll take a long island ice tea followed by a zombie and a screaming orgasm, quervo 1800, sam adams,along with a hot shot. just a few of my favorites.

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don`t have the luv no more but I still like em.72 el camino,
00 & 06 silverado one 4x4, turboed vw sandrail,99 banshee, 06 raptor 700, 02 polaris trailblazer.

Jack and Coke please.