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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:21 am 
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sir are you aware of what i pulled you over for

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:25 am 
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So this young attractive lady cop pulls my buddy over a few days ago late at night driving home from a bar drunk as hell, and as she's reading him his rights, when she gets to the part where she says " You have the right to remain silent and anything you say can and will be held against you" - he replied "Your tits".

You are all probably laughing a hell of a lot more than she did......


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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:25 am 
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Brandon 5770 what sucks worse is when you realize the machines are staring back (time for a vacation)

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:21 am 
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so there i was, but wait, where did i go, ah dam i lost me again!

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:05 am 
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haha lmao then they take a big shit and you have to work on them all fn day that will really make you want a vacation.
30 year old machines that have been running 24 hrs a day since they were built= WORE OUT P.O.S. :ebiggrin

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:35 pm 
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If you loan a person $20 and never see him again, it was probably worth it.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 2:36 pm 
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Go as far as you can see, when you get there you will be able to see farther.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:17 pm 
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One day a long time ago there was a woman who didn't bitch, complain, nag or whine about anything......But is was just for one day and it was a long time ago.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 31, 2008 3:20 pm 
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I know this is 4 post in a row but I'm bored as hell, my son is sick as a dog (I have no idea why I just said that because my dogs are fine) from the flu and puking his guts out so I'm hanging out with him. Happy New Year to him. By the way, Happy New Year to everyone.

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When life gets rough, just fill your tank, drive untill it's empty, and start a new life there.

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Remember the time we...........................that wasn't you..............that wasn't me either, what was I thinking

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wtf was i thinking

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I told her "No honey - I promise I won't...I'll warn you when it's time."

Ok...so I lied. 8)


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 2:29 pm 
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It was above freezing at 7:00, now it's -8 and snowing sideways.....this weather screwed up my goose hunt.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:32 pm 
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shake and bake! :ebiggrin

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Cletus, you DIPSTICK!!!

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 7:59 pm 
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What makes the "Smart Car" so smart? It sure looks dumb. Why only 3 lugs, for that matter why is it considered a car?

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Dolphins are in the playoffs, I'm going to the bar for the game.

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Dolphins are in the playoffs, I'm going to the bar for the game.



GO RAVENS!!! :lol: :lol:

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Go Phins!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is there any other team in the NFL with a perfect season, I think not. Dolphins for ever.

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