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LOL Taz!!!

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RIP R.J.B.

Great squirrel!!! LOL

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'78 1.8L 4-speed Fleetside

The only thing more beautiful than a sunset is a sunrise.

damn Les Stroud must have been out there quite awhile that time.

i cant be the only one who watches Survivorman can I?

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I like my steak like I like my women, young, tender and bloody.

All I need is my weed, women, and wine. -Edge City Outlaws

I saw him eat a live snake once.

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'78 1.8L 4-speed Fleetside

The only thing more beautiful than a sunset is a sunrise.

Heck...that ain't no big deal.

I've had lot's of women do that for me on the first date.

Snake, not worm Taz.

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FIAA!

SFPP!

Sure.

Pick on the poor injured bandaged-up old guy....lol

(Actually that was good one.)

All I can think of that needs to be added to this is:

70 things that a woman should not say to a man with a small penis are ...

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's so cute.
3. I'm sorry.
4. Never mind, why bother.
5. Who circumcised you with a chainsaw?
6. Why don't we just cuddle?
7. You know they have surgery to fix that.
8. It's more fun to look at.
9. Make it dance.
10. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that.
11. Can I paint a smiley face on that?
12. It looks like a nightcrawler.
13. Wow, and your feet are so big.
14. My last boyfriend was 4" bigger.
15. It's OK, we'll work around it.
16. Is this a mild or a spicy pepperoni stick?
17. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
18. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
19. Oh no, I'm getting a flash headache.
20. (giggle and point)
21. Can I be honest with you? I'm really not into challenges.
22. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.
23. Let me go get my tweezers and the pepper.
24. How sweet, you brought incense.
25. This explains your car.
26. You must be a growing boy.
27. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
28. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
29. Are you one of those pygmies?
30. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?
31. Ever hear of Clearasil?
32. All right! A treasure hunt!
33. I didn't know they came that small.
34. Why is God punishing you?
35. At least this won't take very long.
36. Let's just stick with your hand.
37. Do you need a splint to prop that up?
38. How interesting. Not!!
39. I never saw one like that before.
40. What do you call this?
41. But it still works right?
42. Damn...I hate baby-sitting.
43. It looks so unused.
44. Do you take steroids?
45. I've heard excessive masturbation shrinks them.
46. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
47. I think there's a sex shop around here somewhere. I'll be right back.
48. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
49. Let me know when you're done.
50. Oh, I didn't know you were in an accident.
51. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?
52. Aww, it's hiding.
53. Are you cold?
54. Only if you get me real drunk first.
55. Is that an optical illusion?
56. What is that?
57. Does this run in your family?
58. I'll go get the ketchup for your French fry.
59. Were you neutered?
60. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
61. Does it come with an air pump?
62. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
63. Where are the puppet strings?
64. Look, it all fits in the little tip.
65. Deep throat...don't you mean deep lips?
66. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.
67. Can you get that pencil to write?
68. Do I hang my hat on it?
69. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes!
70. Don't hold back. PLEASE!!

I also saw him squeeze fresh elephant dung to get a drink in the middle of the desert in Kenya. Now what date did ya try that one on?

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'78 1.8L 4-speed Fleetside

The only thing more beautiful than a sunset is a sunrise.

those are good and helps my day when i get a good laugh

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1978 pro street step/side 455Buick, 4sp,4.11s, 31/18.5s

That, (and the bad taste it no doubt left in his mouth), is a great metaphor for what I was apparently attempting to do when I met my ex-wife and pretty much is a synonym for what I got out of all of the time I spent with her.

Fortunately, my personal taste has improved a lot since then.

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FIAA!

SFPP!

Reminds me of a Jeff Dunham act where he is sitting with one of his vantriliquist dolls who is an old man, and someone in the crowd asks "Why when I brush my tounge do I gag but I don't when I give my boyfriend oral sex?"

The doll responded "Because your toothbrush is bigger!"

-Austin

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1975 Chevy LUV Rockabilly Stepside:
Satin Black, V-8 Traditionally Named "Dean"

Anyone else notice that serious topics turn into arguments, and arguments turn into joke threads?

Contrast of emotions ?

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1975 Chevy LUV Rockabilly Stepside:
Satin Black, V-8 Traditionally Named "Dean"

Wow!

You'd almost think that someone was secretly trying to use humor to try and help keep the peace around here or something.

Or maybe try in their own way to make up for a recent time that they regret when they started a bunch of drama here and embarassed themself.

I may be old and dumb...but I catch on slow.

You may be old, but you're not dumb.

I enjoyed the day I visited you, and wish I could do it again, only I'd be driving my own LUV, which you were a vital part of helping me to restore.

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'78 1.8L 4-speed Fleetside

The only thing more beautiful than a sunset is a sunrise.

I liked the squirrel playing the harmonica

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1975 Chevy LUV Rockabilly Stepside:
Satin Black, V-8 Traditionally Named "Dean"

All we need now is a caribou strumming a banjo.

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'78 1.8L 4-speed Fleetside

The only thing more beautiful than a sunset is a sunrise.