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> American Engineer Makes Good Move
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> Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
>engineer -- are working together one day. They come across a lantern and
> a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is
>three wishes total," says the Genie.
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> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
>son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
>Pooooof!
> With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
>forever made fertile for farming.
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> Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
> Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can
>come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the
>Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
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> The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell
>me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet
>high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get
>in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."
>
> The American engineer says, "My wish, Fill it with water."
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