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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:33 pm 
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No seriously this was realy freakin scary.
So im eating cheetos. Then i has to sneeze right after i threw a few in my mouth. Well i sneeze then you know that involantary gasp after a sneeze. Yeah i didnt know about it either. Well a cheeto took that opertunity to exact its revenge for the death of its brothren. As i breathed in the cheeto made a break for it and lodged itself in my wind pipe. Couldnt cough couldnt talk and couldt breath. I was alone in my dorm room so i flashed to the first responder training i had. Well i performed a self himlick manuver, on a post of my bed. So im chocking and attempting to impale myself upon a post of my bed. Well the cheeto lost the battle and im alive. So do you think i could win a lay suit against frito lay? :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:53 pm 
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Probably not against Frito-Lay, but I bet if you lawyer up and get an environmental specialist to inspect the dorm rooms, you may have a case against the government and the dust ridden conditions that they force you to live in while serving in the Armed Forces. :wink:

But maybe not! :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:46 pm 
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no i dont think so, in the military you literally have no rights... :?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:23 pm 
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Cheetos+porn= orange penis :lol:


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:35 pm 
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i know it's not funny.. but that shit cracked me up.. now that you are ok that is.... :wink:


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 11:08 pm 
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Dillon seriously... don't kill yourself. Then I would have no one to help me work on my truck, which by the way is being a pain, and I think I need your help. Oh, and you are cut off from cheetos for now on.

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 3:50 pm 
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holy shit man..... i think i would write fritolay and tell them to put a warning tag on there!!!


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