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PostPosted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 2:00 am 
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SCHOOL -- 1958 vs. 2008

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1958 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
1958 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2008 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
1958 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2008 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor¢s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1958 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2008 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1958 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2008 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1958 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2008 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane pain t bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1958 - Ants die.
2008 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1958 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

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 Post subject: Re: 1958
PostPosted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 10:29 pm 
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So true...

Sad...

But so true...


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 Post subject: Re: 1958
PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:41 pm 
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Here is a true one

F.B.I. asks man to join them , man already has citizen hero awards from U.S.congress and city of L.A. man considers, but pay too low . 20 years later same man applies for citizenship ,immigration refuses to process papers as man is on F.B.I.file niether will tell what file quoting homeland security ,exasperated ,man filed suit in federal court against F.B.I. and immigration . F.B.I. admits the file is from when they offered a job . man is citizen in 5 weeks . whole process took 3 years .
Sounds far out well the man is me.


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 2:41 am 
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That's a load of crap. I can't believe that happened to you, but then again I can... My hat's off to you for stickin' to it tho...

This grand ol' government of ours is getting a bit big for it's britches. lol, it's getting so fat, that it hasn't seen its willie in 3 years! That's long enough to legally consider it dead!

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 30, 2008 11:20 am 
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bigjim wrote:
Here is a true one

F.B.I. asks man to join them , man already has citizen hero awards from U.S.congress and city of L.A. man considers, but pay too low . 20 years later same man applies for citizenship ,immigration refuses to process papers as man is on F.B.I.file niether will tell what file quoting homeland security ,exasperated ,man filed suit in federal court against F.B.I. and immigration . F.B.I. admits the file is from when they offered a job . man is citizen in 5 weeks . whole process took 3 years .
Sounds far out well the man is me.


So they turned you down just because you had a "file" but no one bothered to read it?


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