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John woke up one morning immensely aroused so he turned over to his
wife's side of the bed.

His wife, Judy, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs
preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, John called his little boyinto he room and asked him to take this note to your beautiful Mommy."

The note read:
The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
The Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Judy, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son to take
this toyour silly Daddy.

Her note read:
Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

John read the note and quickly scribbled a reply.Then, he asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."

His note read:
The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

! Laughing, Judy answered the note and then asked her son to take his to he poor dude upstairs."

Her note read:
I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
Do It By Hand!

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I like my steak like I like my women, young, tender and bloody.

All I need is my weed, women, and wine. -Edge City Outlaws

I was in my favorite watering hole the other night and I overheard this blonde talking to her boyfriend and asking him what she was going to do to take care of her female needs while he was out of town for two weeks, and he replied: "How about phone sex?" She replied:"No! The last time I tried that, it took me all day to wash the smell out of the phone." He He he!....................Anybody else got any blonde jokes? Later -TAZ